Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" *Takes picture* Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" *Loads shotgun*

Facebook Status:Harry Potter: RIP Mum and Dad. You´re in my heart forever. Ron Weasley commented " Sorry Mate."Justin Bieber commented " Wait... Voldemort killed your parents?" Harry Pooter commented "Yeah :(" Bieber commented " That`s really sad, but everything happens for a reason." Harry Potter commented "..." Voldemort commented " Don`t worry Harry... he`s next."

harry potter: i whip my hair back and forth! jealouse?? voldemort: no. tomorrow i have a dinner with my parents. jealouse? harry potter: no. *clean his nose* jealouse? voldemort: argh! yes...

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put Daddy's Girl on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That its wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!" So I love you and good-bye.

According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

You think you're not pretty. There's always someone uglier. You want more money. People are in poverty. You want a boyfriend. Someone doesn't even have parents. You're hungry. A child is starving. You want to go to the mall. Someone is looking for anything they can wear just to stay warm. You're chilly. Others are frozen. You want to die. Most people want to live. So don't waste your time on things that you think you want because there is alway someone out there who needs it much more than you could ever possiby know.

fuck my boy friend still my money kill my parents BUT DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

no parents-no children no children-no school no school-no teacher no teacher-no PROBLEMSSCHULE ist einfach SCHEIßE!!

I told my parents that I only want one thing for christmas this year: Stop friend requesting me on facebook!

2 years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue".The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in yor bed at3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand --> ich glaub der Clown hatte zu viel zu tun - ICH lebe noch (: (: (: (:

Hello. I'm going to tell you a story, It's about a young girl... She's only fifteen years old and has blonde hair and blue eyes. She lives with her parents in New Jersey and they love her very much. And one night she and her friends decided they were going to come to New York City. "My Parents are away and I'll take their car, they will never know! We're gonna have a great time!" she said. And they drove over the George Washington Bridge and drove downtown to the Limelight. "Wow, look at the line!" "Don't worry I know the guy at the door, we'll get in." And they did. "So many people, look at that guy's shoes... they must be a mile high!" And she turned around and bumped into a really cute guy. They had a good time, they danced for hours and hours, and she had a few drinks too! "Hey", he said, "My roommate's not home and well, I was wondering if you wanna, you know... come to my place. I just don't wanna... I just don't wanna be alone." And she said, "Yes!" So they got into a taxi and went to 3rd Avenue and 11th street to the NYU dorm rooms And went upstairs and sat on his bed. And he said, "Take this pill..." And she did. And then she said, "What did you just give me?" "Ecstasy" he said. And then... He fucked her all night. Fucked her all night. Fucked her all night. Fucked her all night... It's just one night,in New York City...

The Notebook-Wie ein einziger Tag Noah und Allie Noah: Would you picture your life for me? If it's with that guy go! GO! I lost you once I think I could do it again if it's what you really want. But don't you take the easy way out! Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way! No matter what I do somebody gets hurt! Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants?! STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I WANT! WHAT HE WANTS! what your parents want. What do YOU want? Allie: It's not that simple! Noah: WHAT DO YOU WANT? God damn it what do you want???..... Allie: I have to go.... :'(

We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents." – Henry Ward Beecher

When I was young i fell on a marmorstep . I fell directly on my tooth and my tooth turned yellow.But my parents hadn´t enough modey to pay the dentist. *sing*

Wayne ist der geilste Kennst du..... Fritz = Waynes Schlitz Fisse = Waynes Pisse Eddy = Waynes Daddy Rainer = Waynes Schreiner Kurz = Waynes Furz Lorelei = Waynes rechtes Ei Lorelie = Waynes rechtes Knie Hans = Waynes Schwanz Thomi = Waynes Homie Sauer = Waynes Bauer Matze = Waynes Glatze Atze = Waynes Katze Klaus = Waynes Maus Esther = Waynes Schwester Jauch = Waynes Bauch Rose and Terence = Waynes Parents Leo = Waynes Deo Paul = Waynes Maul Ingo = Waynes Flamingo Mandy = Waynes Handy Jochen = Waynes Knochen Dieter = Waynes Untermieter Lola = Waynes Cola Jutta = Waynes Mutter Tefik = Waynes Käfig Fler = Waynes Bär Anna = Waynes Mama Peter = Waynes Versicherungsvertreter Schimmel =Waynes Pi**el Enis = Waynes Penis Herrn Meier = Waynes Eier Banus = Waynes Anus Malte = Waynes Spalte Gifel = Waynes Stiefel Gerd = Waynes Pferd Gildo = Waynes Dildo Ushi = Waynes M*shi Mocke = Waynes Socke Molli = Waynes Lolli Maxi = Waynes Taxi Josephine = Waynes Cousine Isabella = Waynes Teller Uwe = Waynes Bude Steffen = Waynes Neffen Buddha = Waynes Mudda Mukke = Waynes Spucke Mücke = Waynes PerrückeHolz = Waynes Stolz Lippe = Waynes Kippe Igel = Waynes Spiegel Arafat = der Waynes Fahrrad hat Jeff = Waynes Chef Rolf = fährt Waynes Golf Nina = Waynes Diener Bert/Gerd = Waynes Pferd Dennis = mit dem spielt Wayne Tennis Andy = Waynes Handy Marcel = Waynes Rebell Hardes = Waynes Cousin 3. Grades Otze = Waynes F*tze Brigitte = Waynes rechte T*tte Herr Moor = Waynes Ohr rotten = Waynes Motten Lauge = Waynes Auge Matte = Waynes Ratte Hugo = Waynes Jugo Mark = Waynes Sarg Xaver = Waynes Lover Herr Sotta = Waynes Otter Walter = Waynes Verwalter Johnny Depp = Waynes Freund, früher hieß er Sepp Max = Waynes Lachs Sebille = Waynes Rille Arne = Waynes Banane Rene Heider = Waynes Schneider See = Waynes Reh Giuseppe Lanzaroni = Waynes Makkaroni Stipfl = Waynes Gipfel Slayer = Waynes Preyer Erti = Waynes Pferti Kerry King = Waynes Curry King Tong = Waynes Bong Muhamed = Waynes Ehebett Lutz = der macht bei Wayne den Hausputz Karl-Otto = Waynes Lebensmotto Messe = Wayne sagt Halt die Fresse Öze = Waynes Köze Jimmi Besse = Wayne gibt ihm auf die Fresse Chester = Waynes Schwester Walter = Waynes Falter Sippel = Waynes N*ppel Frank = Waynes Schrank xD

See the pregnant girl you just called a whore? - she was raped. See the one you just called brace face? - his parents had enough to get his braces. See the one you tripped? - he has a disability. See the one you called ugly? - she spends ours applying makeup, trying to be pretty. There is more to people than you think, so before you go pointing fingers. Make sure your nasty hands are clean you cold hearted mungrels ♥

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Why, Mom? I went to a party Mom, I remembered your words. You told me not to drink, so I drank no alcohol. I felt very proud mummy, just like you said I would. I plan to not drink and drive, Mom, even though the others are. I know that it was right, Mom, I know you're always right. The party is ending, Mom, everyone is driving. When I got into my car, Mom, I knew that I'd get home. Because of your education. So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, and pulled out into the street. But the other driver did not see me and hit me with full force. As I lay on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman who was drunk. And now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom, I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen? My life just burst like a balloon. All around, everything is full of blood, Mom, and most of it is me. I hear the medic say, Mom, that there is no help for me. I wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I did not drink. It was the others, Mom did not think. He was probably at the same party as I.. The only difference is, he drank and I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I now have severe pain, like a knife so sharply. The man, who has started me, Mom walks around, and I am dying here. He looks just stupid. Tell my sister that she should not cry, Mom. Daddy to be brave. And if I go to heaven, Mom, "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have told him, Mom, not drink, and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm scared. Please do not cry for me, Mom. You were always there when I needed you. I just have one last question, Mom, before I go away from here: I did not drink and drive, why am I the one to die? NOTE: This text into a poem was at the Springfield High School in circulation, after a week earlier, two students were killed in a car accident. Under the poem is the following request: SOMEONE HAS THE EFFORTS MADE TO WRITE THIS POEM. PLEASE GIVE IT TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE NEXT. WE WANT TO TRY IT ALL OVER THE WORLD TO DISTRIBUTE TO ALLOW THE PEOPLE FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS. Also you should copy this poem. It just happen still too many accidents due to alcohol on the streets, for which again the innocent to death. Help - this poem is to go all over the world! Who that is also expressed to heart, "Like me." : '(